This is pure comedy:
A teenager has been charged for allegedly defecating in a man’s car – thinking it was his girlfriend’s. Austin Horries Purifoy was booked on multiple charges of criminal property damage after being caught with his pants down by the shocked car owner.
After leaving work late on March 11, the car’s owner reported finding the 18-year-old in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his underwear. According to the legal papers filed in court, a shocked Purifoy asked: “This is your car?” before saying: “I thought this was Desiree’s car.”
The shamed defecator then allegedly got out of the car and ran from the scene as the car owner stood looking in shock at the damage.